Shoreline's Ugly Burger: Simple Pleasures, Done Right

After a weekend trip up north, I decided to take the scenic route home, stretching out the drive and my legs with a stop in Shoreline. Richmond Beach Saltwater Park, with its sweeping Puget Sound views and sandy shoreline, was just what I needed to clear my head before heading back to the city. The crisp air and the sound of the waves worked up a proper appetite.

That's when I spotted Ugly Burger. There’s no pretense here; just a straightforward local joint with a name that playfully hints at its unassuming appearance. Inside, it’s all about comfort—a clean, casual space that feels like it’s been a neighborhood fixture for years. It’s the kind of place where you can relax after a good walk, whether you've been exploring the botanical wonders of Kruckeberg Botanic Garden or stretching out further south at Discovery Park.

I started with the classic Cheeseburger ($9.00). And let me tell you, there's nothing 'ugly' about this. The patty was juicy and cooked just right, draped with perfectly melted American cheese. But the real standout is their 'Ugly sauce' – a creamy, tangy concoction that ties everything together without overpowering the beef. It’s the kind of sauce that makes you wonder what’s in it, but mostly just makes you want more. It’s a testament to consistency and execution: a simple burger, done exceptionally well. It’s what I look for in a good kitchen – understanding the fundamentals.

For those looking for something a bit more substantial, the namesake Ugly Burger ($13.00) takes that foundation and builds on it with avocado, bacon, sautéed onion, and that signature sauce. It’s a hearty meal. On another visit, I tried the Mushroom Burger ($13.00), a savory delight with Swiss cheese, sautéed mushrooms, and onions, all brought together with a touch of mayo – a different but equally satisfying experience.

Of course, a good burger needs good sides. The French Fries ($3.50) are crisp and golden, exactly what you hope for. I also appreciate their Onion Rings ($6.00), which have a light, crunchy batter. But if you’re feeling a little adventurous, do yourself a favor and get the Fried Pickles Chips ($6.00). They’re tangy, salty, and surprisingly addictive. To round it all off, a classic Chocolate Shake ($5.50) was thick and rich, the perfect cool counterpoint to the savory meal.

Ugly Burger isn't trying to reinvent the wheel, and that’s precisely its charm. It’s about delivering comforting, well-made food that hits the spot every time. If you find yourself in Shoreline, perhaps after a peaceful stroll through one of the area's beautiful parks, and you’re craving a genuinely satisfying burger experience, Ugly Burger is a solid choice. It’s a taste of simple pleasures, executed with care.